I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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