Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
