I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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