i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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