so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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