So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm like, not good at living.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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