Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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