Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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