She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
