Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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