I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
party gras won. party gras always wins.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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