He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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