it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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