it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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