fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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