you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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