She's JV to your varsity
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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