You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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