at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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