That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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