Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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