I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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