This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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