belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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