Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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