did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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