BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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