I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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