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(502): View more from Kentucky

Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!

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(352): View more from Florida

So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .

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(804): View more from Virginia

just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.

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(303): View more from Colorado

wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil

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(301): View more from Maryland

just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I think you just miss his friendship.

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I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

how do do this?

(1-931): View more from Tennessee

do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?

(931): View more from Tennessee

keep making boys cry?

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