C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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