you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
sex in a hospital.. check
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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