STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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