His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
a search helicopter?!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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