would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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