I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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