Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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