I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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