i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
