Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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