Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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