In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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