You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
