She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
