He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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