Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I am available for nakedness
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
