I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
