i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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