Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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