just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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