make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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